Perfect Christmas Gift For The Chef Who Has Everything.

LOL Yes, they're serious. Can you imagine actually getting this for someone? I'd never go over their house for dinner again. This isn't an original idea by the way, I've been fantasizing about jerking off into my dishes for years. At least you know my semen is clean. Not sure if I'd trust 99% of the semen stock out there with all those STDs running rampant. Dig? I wouldn't eat any of this stuff in a restaurant unless I see the chef's medical report first.

Still, might be worth looking at... y'know, for a gag gift or something. WAY more creative and original than a blow up sheep. I'm just sayin'.